i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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