I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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