I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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