I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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