remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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