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Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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