How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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