Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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