There was a lot of him and a little penis
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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