Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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