there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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