Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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