"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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