So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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