I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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