Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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