covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
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