I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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