Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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