Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Watching her eat just hurts me
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
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