Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Do vagina's smell?
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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