Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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