Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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