Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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