dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
tonight lets celebrate not being married
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
