She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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