I don't think brook has ever known best
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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