They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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