people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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