You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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