Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
And then he peed in my hair
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