When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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