The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
