so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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