God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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