I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
No subtext here. People are naked.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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