Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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