New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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