so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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