you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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