we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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