You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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