I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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