Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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