I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Randomize
