i think i have two assholes
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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