VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
you traded sex for a burrito?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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