I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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