he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
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