He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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